squak

Noun - to hit something straight on by chance, a fluke, aimed perfectly without knowing it.

onomatopoeia

She threw the pen at me and it hit me squak in the face .

See GIF: His face hit the catchers ass squak on..

by HzlH January 26, 2017

Squak mustard

Vial, colorfull, odiferious discharge released from the vagina. Infection is certainly to blame.

You should have seen the squak mustard smeared over those Pastrami flaps on that chick I took home last night.

by EH of HB September 03, 2007

squak bag

being just a party pooper not fun to be around and just bringing evrything and everbody down

im here with my boy chase and trying to give him the details about my friday night adventure and there is a little RT involved but he is just being a squak bag to me today.

by john swec May 14, 2010

squak swat

When a person throws a temper tantrum and proceeds to slap or swat at you like a elementary school girl throwing a hissy fit while screaming.

I licked my wife's nose the other day and she went off into a fierce Squak swat on me leaving me speechless.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

Squak Job

A term used in Saints Row 2 in which you play the insurance fraud mini game in which you jump on top of somebody's car and rub your body all over the persons car

We only need a few more points quick give that car a quick Squak job

by saints row fan July 23, 2010

poop't up squak

a slightly more polite version of "fucked up shit."

when i noticed that the football players in the locker room all had weasels hanging out of their bums i ran and told everyone about that poop't up squak!

by dahosebeast April 07, 2003

poop't up squak

a slightly more civilized take on "fucked up shit."

i saw some poop't up squak in the dressing room of the transvestite clothing store!

by devi December 18, 2002