Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

Talkin and squawking

When your man is in it and he’s whispering in your ear sweet nothings. He tells you things he most likely wouldn’t say otherwise.

Girl tells her bestie: girl he said he loved me. “He ain’t talking about nothin, Just talkin and squawking

by Peach pleasure March 22, 2019

Squawking Seagull

When a young man coppulating with a young lady on a beach decides to pull out and dip his love wand into the sand only to return his member into her fruitful passage leaving the poor unfortunate female squawking like a seagull.

The squawking seagull does not need an example.

by C Dogg October 29, 2007

squabing

1. the act of wanting to fight or mug another person. 2. being ghetto enough to beef on someone

You wanna go squabing?

Yea sure
(fist punching)

by Jonh Cena December 27, 2010

squawking eagle

An activity involving 5 men and a single female, one men lies on a bench face up, and the female (also face up) lies on top, inserting his cock in her ass. She then spreads her legs and a second gentlemen enters, inserting his member into her pussy. now 2 of the remaining gentlemen approach the lady from either side standing facing her, at about shoulder level. but at a sufficient that she must extend her arms out to reach the base of their cocks, she then begins to jack these two men off. Finally the last man enters, sticking his dick into her mouth from the top of her head, such that the dick goes down the throat and the balls knock her nose as he fucks her throat. She performs all these actions in unison, jacking the guys as though flapping wings and rocking her hips as though adjusting her flight path and squawking from the discomfort of the rigorous deep-throating she receives, thus taking teh appearance of a squawking eagle.

your mum got a squawking eagle from fives guys last night and now she walks with a limp, and has lost the ability to swallow solids.

by defMan9 August 26, 2009

squawking seagull

When having sex on the beach or any other sandy surface near a large body of water the male removes his penis from the female vagina, dips it in the sand, then reinserts his penis into the vagina thus causing the female to squawk and scream.

My girlfriend wont go to the beach with me anymore since I gave her the squawking seagull last time we went together.

by in the know2 July 29, 2009

squcking

The act of fornicating with a female from the rear in a manner that requires the male adopt a bent knee, or squatting position. Prevalent among couples with large discrepancies in height.

My legs were tired from an hour of squcking, and at this point I was just pissed in general, so I may or may not have mistakenly "missed" my target in favor of her number 2.

by squckman August 17, 2010