Blog slogging

Laboriously searching through reems of blogs searching for that one special gem that will make it all worthwhile.

Rutger found blog slogging the web looking for people with similar interests tedious and time comsuming.

by Konga November 3, 2005

Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.

Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.

by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010

Splooging

Causing a mass eruption of bodily fluids, mostly out of the penis.

Why are you splooging all over me!?

by NelliyJuice November 5, 2011

sploobing

The act of stabbing someone in the boob with a spoon

I was sploobing all night

by dollerbill April 9, 2004

Slooping

When one falls asleep while pooping. (the combo of sleeping and pooping)

Terry was so tired but in mexico so he had to go in the toilet and we found him slooping.

by Adizzal January 15, 2009

Shlogging

The act of defecating in a sock, putting it in water, and beating someone with it.

derived from "shit-logging"

Josh was shlogging Garret.

by Josh Heape November 9, 2007

smooging

1.to make out on a park bench with an incredibly beautiful girl
2.to watch the wizard of oz at a low volume,while listening to pink floyds dark side of the moon and smoking a heavy amount of highly potent dank

1. dude i had a dream last niht the me and me woman were just smooging in the middle of nowhere
2.my young lad,have you ever experienced smooging?

by lucas mcrevere June 14, 2004