sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017

Bartle Skeet

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.

Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!

by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017

sheet whore

That one inconsiderate retard who has no regard for anything and takes all of the sheets when you sleep together.

"Stop being such a sheet whore and share the blanket."

by Allahu Akbar Nation Youtube April 27, 2017

Butt Sheets

Underwear.

Karen couldn't wait to try on her new pink satin butt sheets.

Wanda had to wear old butt sheets since she didn't do laundry that week.

Debbie put on her lucky butt sheets for her job interview.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

Skeet sock

1. a sock used to catch male ejaculation.

" man, stop leaving your skeet sock's next to the computer!"

by Armuste July 31, 2009

Sheetal

Amazing , dazzling , queen of hearts , sweet yet strong , naughty yet sympathetic , caring , cute , sexy , beautiful , humourous , funny , adorable, goofy yet matured , soft spoken and foul mouthed when irked , AWESOME

If you mess around with her your downfall is the only way around . She likes to be carefree , listens but do not boss her around . A free soul let her fly .

An Angel Soul.

Be Human , Be like Sheetal.

by Manjusha February 20, 2019

Top sheet nigga

A person with class and everything together in life. To the point their bed has a bottom sheet and top sheet. The opposite of a (bare mattress nigga)

I'm a top sheet nigga

by thundermen June 9, 2016