sprunting

To do this practice you need 3 people total. 2 live, and 1 dead. The dead person has to be female. The 2 others can be male or female. Either way, it goes like this:

The 2 people spread the legs of the dead chick wide open. One of the 2 people stick his face right in front of the girls vagina and the other gets on top of something a little higher than the body. Then the one dude jumps off onto the body crushing the girls body. The guy with his face at the girls vagina gets a collection of bodily juices blown into his face.

Dude, let's go sprunting tonight. There is the hottest dead chick buried in Camel City.

by explosions in the sky October 12, 2004

Spurnt

When someone is so far out there, cross between spun and burnt.

That bitch is so fucking high, she is spurnt

by Noresun2noAmy2 November 9, 2021

Splunt

A spliff/blunt. Meaning a blunt with some tobacco in it.

What I smoked before I wrote this definition. Time to roll another splunt!

by splunted August 3, 2007

spurnt

The result of ejaculating onto a hot surface.

I jizzed on the stove and now the spurnt won't come off.

by CydirtDingusGirlBoy August 10, 2012

Spount

Spount is a mathematical term used to address the act of expressing each individual numerical digit in a given number. Paralleled to spelling a word, spounting breaks down a multiple numerical digit number into individual numbers.

Spount the number "56743". Spounting this number would be expressed in a "five-six-seven-four-three" manner, rather than "fifty six thousand seven hundred and forty three". That is how you Spount.

by Josh Brad. October 10, 2007

Spunter

A cross between being a spastic and a munter.

Mark was so ripped last night he picked up a right spunter at the pub. He was that drunk I dont think he even noticed her wheelchair.

by Manky22 May 28, 2008

Spunting

Spunting is spooning when the girl gets wet. It is a combination of the words "spooning" (a hug from behind) and "punting" (to travel down a canal in a small boat).

guy 1: Wow, so you two just spooned? nothing else happened?
guy 2: Well, it started out as spooning, but quickly turned into spunting...

by Mike and a Lima called Matt April 25, 2014