spluddle

a puddle of semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any mix thereof

My dog left a huge spluddle on my neighbor's back.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

spuddin

When someone is over reacting about something; trippin.

You best not be spuddin.

by Mathew Meyer April 19, 2005

Spud Fuck

Any task left 90% complete and 50% wrong.

1) Most of the parts are here, but none of them fit. We are totally spud fucked.

2) My work day ends in 30 minutes. Guess I'm just going to end up spud fucking the next shift.

by Hebebro September 13, 2014

Spudified

The process of being fucked by someone's work, hours sometimes days, after they've 'completed' it. Usually discovered late at night in a frustrating tantrum through VSS history.

"Fuck I just got SPUDIFIED!"

"I can't get that part of my life back! Damn you great potato!"

by Biproized October 7, 2009

Idaho Spudfucker

The Idaho Spudfucker is when you take instant mashed potatoes and put them inside the girls vagina. You then began to to fuck without a condom and use the cum and "love juices" to turn them into mashed potatoes! Afterwards, you eat the mashed potatoes.!

That Sally girl wanted me to take her to Dinner. So I gave her the old Idaho Spudfucker instead!

by C.C and K.W!!! October 14, 2011

Denver Spud

Tying a rubber band around your balls and then getting a hand job, sometimes paired with autoerotic asphyxiation.

"She didn't have any hair ties when I asked her for a Denver spud, so I had to settle for a bj."

by wet_duck August 20, 2013

strain the spuds

take a piss

like straining a pot full of potatoes (spuds)

hang on the mike, i gotta go strain the spuds

by tommy gun 21 April 4, 2009