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Keurig Spatter

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.
After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!
by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011
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splatterfuck

the act of having sexual intercourse and pulling the penis out of the vagina at the exact point of ejaculation, spraying semen everywhere and making an unexpected mess.
seldom popular with women outside of pornography, this manuever will likely result in a man being forced to wear a condom during all future sexual encounters.
by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004
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Shitter Splatter

Having the water in the toilet splash up and hit your ball sack and/or taint while taking a dump.
I ran in to the bathroom and dropped my pants just in time to unload a high pressure dump. If I didn't know better, I could have swore my dookie performed an epic cannonball from the high dive with the amount of Shitter Splatter I wiped off my sack.
by Ninjee Star March 25, 2013
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Russian Splatter

During anal sex, usually with a female, the person taking the sex farts, and follows through 'splattering' shit all over the penis. A curry, or any spicy food, can be eaten before hand to increase effectiveness
Ben: Omg did you hear about Jimmy?
Luke: No why?
Ben: Him and Sarah had anal, and she did a Russian Splatter!
by HydraForce July 16, 2014
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splatter

Horror subgenre with heavy amounts of gore. Sometimes also has graphic acts of violence, sex, sexual violence, and/or violent sex

also see: splatterpunk
that's one nasty piece of splatter filmaking!
by Dagon January 10, 2005
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Splatterass

One who ejects fecal matter so violently from one's anus that shit splatters the toilet bowl AND the underside of the toilet seat.
Eww! I lifted the toilet seat to take a piss earlier and got shit on my hand. Looks like splatterass was here again..
by PooGURU4u May 6, 2011
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Spanish splatter

bad case of diahrrea, often looking more like dysenterie
Man , I'm never eating there again.As soon as I got home last night it gave me the Spanish splatter.
by C4PROOF August 19, 2003
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