man-spinster

Sentient, omnipotent-biped. Capable of anything except permanent attachment to any single member of the opposite sex.

At 44 and still a man-spinster, he's a good catch if you can get him to settle down.

by Cripi October 16, 2013

spinster

a woman who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry.
Note* A woman who never enters marriage contract is so smart.

"Spinster means a woman who can stand independently and doesn't need a man for her life"

by Ebonii March 14, 2008

Spinster

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan.

I fear Robyn is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.

by ToewsRJ July 28, 2014

Spunter

A cross between being a spastic and a munter.

Mark was so ripped last night he picked up a right spunter at the pub. He was that drunk I dont think he even noticed her wheelchair.

by Manky22 May 28, 2008

Record spinster

One who spins records, lp's, music,, record enthusiast without being a snob about it. One who has a casual relationship with his record collection for the love of music not as a symbol of status.

Q: Are you a serious audiophile or collector?
A: No, man i just own a lot of records because I like listening to them...I'm just a record spinster.

by RollieJ September 3, 2021

spinster

A woman who kept on believing in fairytale-like love stories for too long.

my ( spinster ) chemistry teacher

by aeredna November 15, 2009

Deli-Buff Spinster

Any person who will eat food off of your cock.

Person 1: Aye did you go to the cocktail party last night?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Made amy my deli-buff spinster with the crudités!

by Peeleberry December 4, 2010