Spanktuary

Spanktuary (noun): A special place in one's home dedicated specifically to masturbation.

1.) I'm going to spend some time in my spanktuary after work this evening.

2.) Our son has been frequenting the family spanktuary quite often as of late.

3.) Susie, you unload the dishwasher and vacuum the living room while Billy scrubs the floor of the spanktuary.

by ganjamancer May 18, 2010

Spunk Eye

When during coitus ejaculate comes into contact with the ocular orb and causes a burning red reaction.

"I told you to duck, baby. Now you got spunk eye!"

by PBJLay September 2, 2012

spunk sandwich

This being a sandwich that has been jizzed over and offered an unsuspecting victim. The recipient can be either sex, and someone who the donor secretly dislikes.

I got my revenge against Sandra by offering her a spunk sandwich, which she ate unwittingly. Inside my head, I bubbled with a mixture of pride and guilt, keeping this sordid fact to myself for the time being, yet surely to reveal to her at a later date.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

spunk bowser

refering to females who sleep with numerous different partners in close proximety of one another using no contraception. you know who you are.

joe: hey andy, did you sleep with that spunk bowser linzi last night?
andy: yeah.

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

spunkazoid

a term to describe a girl who loves swallowing cum and as a result has put on wieght

dude1: the chick mandy swallowed my whole load last night

dude2: bro she swallowed mine too

dude3: yeah mandy is a bit of a spunkazoid

by o-nizzle April 16, 2010

spanktuation

1. When Someone is so hot the situation requires masturbation or a deposit in the spank bank
3. The situation at hand when you are pooping and you inquire about the spank selection.

1. Dude, your mom is so hot it put me in a spanktuation.
- Term used by a douche canoe when spotting a sexy beast.
3. What’s the spanktuation?

by Chocolate Assholes September 10, 2020