scrumches

Tasty, Good, WOnderful, Orgasmic flavoring.

That cow Sonia Patel was scrumches yesturday. LALA was also scrumches.

by De Jesus July 25, 2007

tuna scrum

A group of several (3 or more) Lesbians, containing one or more Bulls, traveling as a group at a social function or event. Birds are to a flock, like Lesbians are to a Tuna Scrum.

While attending an LPGA event, my buddy and I were amazed at the number of Tuna Scrums wandering about.

by Swucker Barnhue September 22, 2005

The Saruman

A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"

"Hey , you going to see Jenny again?"
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."

by thebaboon December 29, 2015

scrumber

One who is scrungly.

Matt: "That cat is a total scrumber!"
Sarah: "What?"
Matt: "He's scrungly."
Sarah: "I see."

by 16Bitboy November 10, 2022

Scrum

Simply, the asshole. The butthole part of the whole ass.

Tim enjoys his scrum being eaten but Christine refuses to eat Tim's scrum because it is far too swampy.

Josh enjoys having his scrum pleasured orally quite regularly.

Shit comes out of the scrum of the as therefore some people do not like to put their mouth near it let alone eat the scrum.

Tims scrum smells like shit and is dense wet and hairy much like a swamp.

by batyodi April 28, 2021

scrumdidiliumptious

amazing, wonderful, delicious. could be used to describe a person, or food

My poptart was scrumdidiliumptious this morning.

by Borkiow May 14, 2008

Scrumblo

A funky and cute small fictional character

That kid's name is Louey, he's a cute little scrumblo

by MonikaTheGay February 20, 2022