sprouting bullshit

Originated from typos of "spouting bullshit", but later evolved into a word with a more intense connotation. It describes the act of one spouting bullshit to such a degree that it almost appears as if literal bullshit is sprouting out from their bodies.

Stop sprouting bullshit!

by QEbgs November 29, 2021

sponging poons

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

by Ashley June 5, 2004

Sponging-out

To invite friends to a party and then not show up or show up and leave early

If you were to you tell your friends about a party, then don't show up and say it's because the stars didn't align so you're feeling tired, then you could expect your friends to were Sponging-out

by NotSpong January 28, 2010

sprunging

to sprunge is to sniff out data or information, usually with a sprunger, a specialized organ for the purpose. The Scammer aliens of the Nude Beach Planet are the only known species to posses sprungers.

I caught him sprunging for data around my router.

by Morbo the Magnificent September 15, 2013

springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!

"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

by cjohnson85 July 26, 2008

splunging

When a women is so wringingly wet downstairs it makes a mess of her undergarments and runs down her legs.

"Wow that Menace chap is so stunning, Im splunging"

"Look at Lauren Courtney, she's splunging again"

by Hector McMadman January 7, 2012

Victoria Sponging

The action of sexual intercourse while encased in two or more large cushions

“Joy and I were Victoria Sponging on Friday night, and it was wonderful. Until I hit my head on the radiator and she fell out the bed.”

by angelas101 January 23, 2010