Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.

I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019

spontaneous dental hydroplosion

When your teeth turns to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.

When your assistant to the regional manager at your work asks you to fill out an anonymous paper with diseases or disabilities that you would like covered in your health care plan- write down spontaneous dental hydroplosion in case your teeth turn to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.

by scubathugsteve April 26, 2005

Spronk

(verb) When you fuck somebody so thoroughly they forget their name and address.

"I want you to come over right now and spronk me"

"I gave her a good spronking"

"I can't feel my legs, you spronked me good!"

by HighVelocityDeposit November 29, 2021

sprongle

The act of throwing a bullfrog out a car window at a high speed.

Joe was bored so he went searching for some bullfrogs to sprongle.

"Hey dude, did you sprongle yesterday?" "For sure man, I sprongle all the time!"

by The_Sprongler420 April 5, 2022

1% Sprint

It happens when you get distracted playing on your device, or are too lazy. You proceed to sprint to the nearest charger, while having an extreme adrenaline rush. This euphoric feeling is like no other, and no matter who you are it has happened to you.

I was playing games on my iPhone, until I realized I had one percent. I got off of my bed and did the 1% sprint to the nearest charger

by Berticus69 December 10, 2018

The final sprint

In the midst of a cross country race, your extremely tired and here comes the last 400m or so. You dont want to lose to the guy behind you and hopefully want to pass the person in front. You put on this final sprint and use every last bit of energy you have. This is definately the hardest moment in ALL of sports. It takes mental, physical and spiritual strength to give it your all in these last 400m. It can be the difference maker.

I was coming around the last straightaway of the race, holding onto first place, but the guy behind me put on the final sprint and beat me

by jewbaggies September 19, 2010

sprint

In tetris, the act of sprinting is clearing a certain number of lines using tetrominoes in as little time as possible. Although the amount of lines can vary, the most common and widely known mode is clearing 40 lines (40L). The current world record holder for 40L sprint is u/Vince_HD on tetris site Jstris, with a time of 15.654 seconds.

People willing to clear 10k lines in sprint are crazy, but the amount of stamina needed for it is respectable to have.

by beyeet January 14, 2021