Spritzing

When someone is tailgating you driving down the road and you unload a tank of washer fluid on them. Also can be used for unruly pedestrians or middle aged bald guys in convertibles.

That tailgater was driving so close to me I ran my tank of washer fluid dry spritzing his car.

by Loaf pincher January 21, 2010

Salisbury Spritz

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.

My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.

by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

shit spritz

When a small amount of diarrhea unexpectedly sprays out from being startled.

Damn, dude! You just made my schnauzer shit spritz all over the wall!

by DJ-TJ March 27, 2010

Allgyer Spritz

This is when you stick your dick in a turkey gizzard.

Boy 1: Hey dude there's a turkey, lets kill him.
Boy 2: Nah first lets Allgyer Spritz that bitch.

by pseudonymsuprise February 11, 2010

fickle spritz

when someone/thing farts (lets one rip, lets fluffy off the chain(ebony)etc) and a little bit of faecis(poop,shit) comes out

Is that a fickle spritz in your undies!?

by Maccheese June 30, 2008

Spritzed steamer

You sensually crap on someones tummy then proceed to shake a bottle of any soda of your choosing and allow it to explode on your partner.

Ted: How's that Stephanie girl?
Billy: She's so cool. We went out for Indian food, grabbed a bottle of diet coke, and went to town. By far the best spritzed steamer i have ever had.

by Flamingo lover 4 life September 29, 2011

nipple spritz

One of three things that Josh Steffen does after every video.

Hey, you should check out Josh Steffen, he's an amazing drummer. And apparently he has this weird tradition of doing a nipple spritz every time he's done drumming.

by Stemadsen December 29, 2017