Malort spritzer

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

cleveland spritzer

When your girl is in the doggy style position while you are munching her box and she rips a fart that wafts directly up your nose.

Damn Cassie, you really caught me off guard last night when you gave me that Cleveland spritzer... I still smell last nights flavor, garlic and ass!

by Chef BooYahD December 3, 2016

ultimate spritzer

The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.

You gave me the best ultimate spritzer last nite.

by Cum master J May 28, 2009

Semen Spritzer

When a guy ejaculates into a cup and makes a milkshake with it and gives it to his girlfriend

" My girlfriend jerked me off and i made her drink my semen spritzer."

by Shelton063 January 1, 2010

Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

by hydro dumper October 7, 2009

Spritzer

A stylish and worldly couple, often seen preaching to youth about "being cool", taming monkeys (for pets, servants, friends, and/or combat allies), and are usually able to take extreme damage to the toe or foot region of the body without showing the slightest bit of pain or discomfort.

Dumb ass Kid: "You fools are Spritzers!"

Spritzer Couple: "Monkey, ATTACK!. Come on Pam lets go clubbin'..."

by Prof. Andrew Spicholli, Spritzer Expert, University of Phoenix August 29, 2007

Milwaukee Spritzer

Same as Can Royale, but served by the bottle or pitcher.

"I'm gonna take this pitcher of High Life to the bar and have them mix up some Milwaukee Spritzers."

"Don't worry, man. The wine is already in there."

by BrianMangos March 9, 2010