scramulated

1.The way that hair grows out of follicles in every which way

2.Random directional energy

3.Unfocused

4.The way your brain feels after it is overloaded with too much information after a long night out

The disorder of the growth of your eyebrow hairs is scramulated at the least,completely random at the best.

by woodyplant March 31, 2009

spatulate

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula

Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!

by Jasper June 8, 2004

spatulate

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

by mellowyello June 11, 2003

Spunkulate

to douse ones partner with semen usually concentrating on the breasts and face region. Etiquette usually allows the area to be requested by the receptacle.

"Spunkulate me you sexy bastard"
"Where would you like to be spunkulated tonight?"
"I loved you spunkulating me last night, it was horny as fuck"

by poshfous March 6, 2009

Spatulate

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.

Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.

by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010

Sparkulate

the act of inserting your dick into an electric socket and ejaculating semen.

He sparkulated until his dick fell off.

by Bob Marshmallow February 21, 2005

sprakelated

Under the influence of psychostimulant drugs, OBVIOUSLY, and to the point of not being able to function; spun.

Chuck T was too sprakelated to leave his room, and so he spent the next 36 painting little figurines

by Yay Area Heisenburg March 20, 2010