up the spout

Pregnant. Scottish slang. Used in the best movie ever made, Juno.

This is not a food baby. I've taken like three pregnancy tests and I am fo' shizz up the spout.

by Hannah the Superhero January 11, 2008

up the spout

In Scotland, pregnant. See also up the duff.

She's up the spout again.

by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

bieber spout

Resembling Justin Bieber's horrid little rigid one-inch baby's cock. Similar in appearance to a small flesh-coloured hose nozzle. Such a penis is so tiny that it cannot bend and sits perched upon a horrible smooth empty bieber scrotum.

Yeah, it's a ruddy bieber spout

by Omate Dammit May 31, 2010

the Water spout

using a hose you push water into the woman's Vagina and then quickly stuff your penis in as you pull out the hose, proceed to have intercorse, after you cum you pull out and watch the water flow.

man my girl was in the back yard watering the plants, but i took the hose and gave her the water spout

by MasterDarc February 9, 2010

Douche Spout

A Douche's right hand man; His accomplice whose chief duties consist of assisting the main douche in activities usually deemed retarded by non-douches. He himself is also a douche.

For every douche, there is a douche spout following his every move.

by Margaret Beetsworth III December 1, 2010

clean spout

A dick without disease.

Oh man, you shoulda used a rubber when tappin' that shit, now you ain't got a clean spout.

by smashbottoms December 9, 2002

Green Spout

A complete alpha male. The man that is superior to all other being around them. Usually largest penis size, and least gay.

Homeboy#1: Hey, wanna pasz after a right hand mike?
Homeboy#2: Nah brother-man, I’m the green spout!
Homeboy#1: Oh I apologize your majesty, my bad.
Homeboy#2: Stand down my inferior mouse dicked peasant!

by Dont.Spill.the.Kool.aid December 24, 2020