Spotify

A music listening software that started out alright, but has become difficult to work with and extremely unreliable over time while the developers continue to brag about how "improved" it is.

"Welcome to Spotify, now better than ever!"

"The play button on Spotify stopped working again."

"At Spotify, we listen to our user feedback!"

"I strongly dislike the new UI for the web player and I hope Spotify will listen to community feedback on the new design."

"Unfortunately, this feature is no longer available. After a lot of consideration this feature has been made unavailable."

by WeAreOurOwnGods August 31, 2017

Spotify

A miracle that god gave us

“Hey do u have spotify?”

“Dude who do u think I am of course I have spotify”

“Duh”

by Ainsley Alexander July 15, 2018

Spotify

Verb: Using the music app, spotify. (Created by my friend Han)

I am Spotifying
I Spotifyed
I am a Spotifyer
I will spotify tomorrow

by Sunny Moon June 25, 2021

Spotify

a great service. even though it points out poor people.

someone:ugh I wish I had spotify premium
Me:*says nothing because I have it*

by imloney August 10, 2019

Spotify

a platform where you can exerce the act of spotification on other people

Guy 1: wanna do some spotifying
Guy 2: ok lets spotify

by kudasaixc November 1, 2023

Spotify

To give unnecessary, annoying inputs in the middle of a pleasant conversation, discussion or speech.

a. He's totally Spotified that seminar with those dumb questions
b. We're discussing the Eurozone crisis, can you please stop Spotifying us with your comments

by KJo112 June 27, 2012

Spotify

One of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Opens up on startup of your system.

When He broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, "Come." And another, a weird gross green black colored horse, went out; and to Spotify who sat on it, it was granted to take WiFi during startup from the earth, and that WiFi would stop; and a wide selection of ads was given to him.

by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019