spoonsexual

spoonsexual is when you feel an attraction to shoving spoons down peoples throat.

Guy 1: yoo, you see this spoon?

Guy 2: huh, yeah?

Guy 1: *shoves spoon down Guy 2’s throat* *moans and gets hard*

Guy 2: *yelps* what the fuck?!? you are so spoonsexual!!!! *almost dies*

by reii<3 February 2, 2022

Spotsexual

someone who gets turned on by beautiful skate spots

When I went skateboarding in San Fran I was very aroused because I am spotsexual

by betamalehawk July 12, 2023

Sportosexual

someone who is so in love with sports that they would have sex with it if they could

Joe is so sportosexual, he played madden while watching the hockey game on his computer and the basketball game on his tablet and while talking to his friend about soccer on the phone after he came home from baseball practice

by anonymouse6 June 11, 2014

Spinsexual

A sexual attraction to fidget spinners

Person 1: why is that guy sticking his dick into a fidget spinner
Person 2: I think he's a spinsexual
Person 1: oh that's gay
Person 2: yeah I hate spinsexuals!

by xXx_pussy_slayer_69_xXx June 25, 2017

stormsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to people that look like slenderman, have big noses and only have a little bit of hair on their head

Girl 1: I think I'm stormsexual
Girl 2: i think you'll like Jimmy, he looks like slenderman

by FertileOrphans January 7, 2022

Sportsexual

Some jock who Whats to fuck there hobby

John: hey guys I have something to say…
Blue:what is it?
John: I’m coming out
Blue:oh cool! Don’t worry I will except you no matter what :)
John: as sportsexual!
*gunshots*

by Cheeseflavouredsnail December 28, 2021

Sportsexual

Someone who is frequently aroused by sports. This sexual obsession is frequently seen in people who fill loneliness with sports.

Will’s friends noticed he had become a sportsexual after he texted them about having an erection from a game for the tenth time that week.

by TheTeam315 September 23, 2023