spongmonkey

a googly eyed jungle rodent that has massive teeth and can sing and play the guitar

One day i was walkin in the jungle when i saw a Spongmonkey playing the guitar

by Alexander Corner July 28, 2003

SpoonMonger

A spoonmonger is a fucking dumpcunt that doesn't even know the difference between a chair and the number 3. He or she is such a fucking mong that they don't deserve pleasure.

Ryan Morris: "That lachlan kid is such a fucking spoonmonger"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"

by Lachlan Ash Likes Children May 22, 2019

spongoose

A goose (rumored to be conjoined with Spongebob) who is strangely addicted to toes and does not know how to continue a conversation after yelling “GUYSSS”

“Damn, why does he always act like a Spongoose”

by p1n3cone April 19, 2021

spongmonkey

The singing mascot for Quizno's Subs!!!!

Spongmonkeys rock my face off

by truthlesshero March 19, 2004

SpoonSpoon

To act in accordance with SpoonSpoon Law stating that as a girl, you must lie to the men that you sleep with to get what you want, use them for whatever they got, then endlessly talk smack about them to all your friends as if you aren't the lying cheating whore you really are.

Guy#1: "She told me she loved me, made me feel bad for her, let her use my car, then she ditched me as soon as she got her car back and told everyone I was an asshole. To top it all off, she's engaged to a man overseas in Iraq"!
Guy#2: "wow, yup, she's a spoonspoon alright"!

by Abused September 19, 2007

poongoon

Someone who is crazy about the poon.

One that is transfixed by the poon.

He who thinks poon is the greatest.

The poon's biggest fan.

Me.

I love that beautiful stinky poon.

Yes, I am a poongoon.

by philbad May 31, 2005

spongmonkey

They like tha moon!

"We like tha moon!"

by face March 19, 2004