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Spooned my own tits 

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.
Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.
Spooned my own tits by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018

Spooned Up 

Nick spooned up this program because he was trying to be so smart.
Spooned Up by bob_n_monkeys1 December 16, 2008

Silver Spooned 

When a game or level of a game becomes suspiciously easy.
Watch out, usually game developers use these moments to set complex traps.
There's my goal right there but this has been too easy. I've been silver spooned, there's a trap or puzzle somewhere, I'm sure of it.
Silver Spooned by Rainalot_ May 31, 2017

Silver spooned 

The act of when a man attempts to spoon a female, but she instead cockblocks the man by spooning him. This is an act that typically a female finds cute, but a man finds sexually frustrating.
Kyle: Dude, I was trying to spoon Carley last night when we were watching Step Brothers, but she climbed over me instead and started spooning me!
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.
Silver spooned by S-Renee June 5, 2020

Golden Spooned 

Passing ice cream through kissing from one mouth to another. When the ice cream is passed along its melty and would resemble soft serve ice cream.. Only dirty or cheap people think that when someone asks to 'have a taste' means backwashing their ice cream.
"I kissed her and she fucking golden spooned her ice cream!!"

tit-spooned

The act of inadvertently thrusting a spoon into the breast of a small humpback whale.
Why did Johanna have to get tit-spooned?!