spoondog

Derived from the surname "Spooner" and used to describe someone who does something stupid, nonsensical or foolish. Variations include "spoon-noob" and "spoonface".

Guy 1: omg dude I just poured tea in my cereal.
Guy 2: lmao. you spoondog.

by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008

spongrophian

Spongrophian: a person with no idea that the world around them exists and everything they do causes ebaressment to everyone around him/her. Usualy found lurking in packs of
3-10 around the corridors of schools and streets

You are such a spongrophian, fire extinguishers can't make you fly!

by .::Numb::. September 28, 2006

Spoonaroo

To "spoonaroo", you must get a spoon and scoop some peanut butter on it and twirl the spoon as far up your butthole as you can.

"Hey man, I just did a spoonaroo in the bathroom."
"What are you fucking gay?"

by veinycockpopsicle March 2, 2017

spoondolly

A large majority of females in the dope world that trades sexual favors for drugs

Tap the spoon on the table and a spoondolly come running

by CritterCovington March 9, 2021

spoonerp

coolest thing ever
name stands for spoon erotic roleplay

love them

"spoonerp is so sillay"
...
"wtf is a spoon erp"

by mudkinqq October 28, 2022

Spondrephobia

To be afraid of sponsors.

Harry was struck with Spondrephobia after he was given a sponsor, which had scared him very much.

by Brandon Hart October 28, 2023