sponge bob

REAL DEFINITION- Is someone who is square, uncool, a loser.
-this slang came from sponge bob being shaped like a square and the word square meaning uncool-

"Get yo sponge bob ass away from me"
"He's such a sponge bob"

by Detroit Definer October 27, 2005

Sponge Bob

To get head from a woman while she's soaping you up in the shower.

"Man, I got a great Sponge Bob last night!"

by Lara111 September 15, 2007

Sponge Bob

Another word for a contraceptive that is not a condom and is inserted in to the vagina

Woman: Wanna go back to my place?
Man: Have you gotta Sponge Bob?
Woman: Yeah.

by LaughingBoy December 07, 2003

a sponge bob

When 28 guys cum on a sponge and throw it at a unsuspected passer buy

Hey guys let's give that dude a sponge bob!

by Jon reilley October 26, 2013

The Sponge Bob

a seemingly easy sexual maneuver in which 4-8 men ejaculate onto a womens head. she then rings the remainder of ejaculate out of her hair as if it were a sponge

Hey did you see shaneequa, we totally gave her "The Sponge Bob" the other night

by Corshanomics November 01, 2010

Sponge Bob

A little square piece of shit that no one knows how he got here. A show everybody likes because it's inapropro.

Old Man: Sponge Bob is a tampon in a girls bikini bottom

by beardog124 January 17, 2016

sponge bob

giving a sponge bob is when your given your woman oral sex while shes wearin the sponge

i jus realised while i was doin oral sex on my lady i seen she had her sponge in so i asked her how was that sponge bob

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009