Splumptious

scrumptious and plump

Mark: Hey Steve, did you see that girl's ass?
Steve: Oh yeah, it looked hella splumptious!

by Montgomery Charles December 15, 2008

splumpkin

when a women gets oral sex while taking a dump, the same as a blumpkin but foe a woman

dude i went so deep in on that splumpkin that i got shit on my chin

by jester ralph October 30, 2006

Splumpie

The act of dipping ones hand in gasoline, lighting it, and fist fucking a goat.

My anal herpes makes me feel like I just got splumpied:(

by BrandonBigDickChaseLOL November 27, 2010

Splumph

When you cum, only its muffled by something

I splumphed in her mouth

by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006

splumpkin

receiving a blowjob immediately after pinching a loaf. unlike blumpkin which happens simultaneously. Meant to enjoy the act of both separately.

Nothing better than a splumpkin in the morning after a late night at the bar.

by brickhead35 October 20, 2013

Splum

A splum is the metal grommet or fabric eyelets that are often sewn or attached near the top of each of the six sections of fabric of a baseball cap to provide ventilation.

The splum of my baseball cap feels like it dented my brain when I hit my head on the low ceiling.

by armyjackson January 1, 2012

Splum

A semi combonation of splooge and cum. It is a weak ejaculation do to physical status or poor sperm count. A weaker built person may splum verus a more in shape and heathy person who would climax normally.

The meager AV nerd splum as the cheerleader kissed his nutsack.

by Klusky March 28, 2005