spludge

jizz on that hoe

i spludged on her face

by skeletonbeats April 14, 2016

spludge

a verb used to describe the mechanics of a slug's movements; becoming increasingly accepted in the scientific community, the word is used in the same way you would describe a snake slithering or a horse trotting

Michael - "Wow! Look at that slug sliding along on that piece of trash."
Randy - "He's not walking along! It's a spludge! Not a goddamn walk! He's spludging along.... bastard."

by imverygay August 22, 2014

Spudgender

When you feel as if starch runs through your veins and soil makes you feel comforting.

I like burying myself in mulch and feel myself sprout, it's how I get in contact with my spudgender.

by memux March 12, 2019

spludgercide

To commit suicide by releasing a "nutty slack" from your behind, before baking it with soy sauce for 20 mins at gas mark 6. once this is done, the baked log is pushing down the throat into the windpipe, and a cocktail umbrella is placed in the mouth before loss of conciousness

she committed spludgercide, it was a horrible death

by Bob January 7, 2004

spludge

To get cum and shit on at the same time.

Bro as she was going down on me i fucking spludged all over here, true story.

by Trinitylynn December 9, 2012

Spludge

The act of having water rise up your crotch, particularly after getting off of a water ride.

After I got off of the Wavebuster I was spludged so bad that I couldnt go to work.

After I went out with Tommy's mom last night I got spuuuudged so bad that I couldnt walk.

See also: Enima

by JcupBoodro July 28, 2010

spludge

when cum drools all over your hand

i had a wank last night and spludge just drooled onto my hand before i gave it a good licking

by CAPS July 4, 2016