Sploop

A mixture of sperm, blood, and poop.

(cherie)-"Whats that on your pants"?
(christina)-"sploop, probably. I just had anal sex"!
(cherie)-"Youre such an ass slut"!

by SHITTALKCOCK December 6, 2017

Sploop

An incognito way of expressing your desire to smoke a bong. Usually used when parents or children are around.

Hey man, you down to sploop later?

by Crisis31 April 20, 2010

Splooped

The unfortunate event of water being splashed upon your butt while pooping.

I feel like I need a shower! I splooped all over myself!

by Jadyone January 7, 2009

Sploop-Sexual

To be mainly attracted to Big 6'5" Hugarian Males that have extremely hairy chests and clean shaven faces.

Aaron:OMG have you seen Dave recently ?
Adacan:Nah why
Aaron: I think he is turning me Sploop-Sexual!

by BIG D BEAN GREEN March 20, 2023

sploop-doop-n-do-do

The act of having sex.

Hey baby, I'm ready for a little sploop-doop-n-do-do

by Brandon19 November 7, 2006

Sploops

Sploops: obviously a very random and quite stupid sounding word/name. Coincidentally a Sploops will generally be quite unique random and slightly stupid however, this doesn’t change the fact that they are undeniably funny kind and overall great. To balance out their virtually opposite counterpart Sploopy (find definition) a Sploops is forced to always be the fun one who messes around and is overly annoying but if you find yourself in a situation where you r the the Sploopy I garante you wont mind it one bit. Sploops are 99% of the time gonna be quite short although you won’t want to admit it you’ll find them kinda cute which may be annoying for either you or them or both who knows. While Sploops are undeniably annoying obnoxious etc this can’t take away from the fact that they are one of the best friends you’ll ever have :)

Sploops and Sploopy, can’t have one without the other

by anonymous January 8, 2022

Sploop

To describe the action of when poo comes out in multiple, small pellets instead of an averagly sized poo.

Lukas: Yo g where were you last night we had a fat moti!
David Mako: Nah my fault bro I had Sploop.

by BIG D BEAN GREEN March 20, 2023