Splitwood

A gay guy threesome

Hey wanna have a splitwood??

by AlienOrgyEffect August 7, 2017

splitzies

The process of splitting winning from a Bingo game, between multiple persons. Must be decided apon by all players before bingo starts.

"Hey, are we playing splitzies?"

by Wondercoll July 23, 2009

splitz

Best 80 ping console tunisian player

I got shit on by splitz today , he is really good smh

by Vsplitz September 20, 2020

Splitcock

To tell someone to use their imagination. In effect, most people, at least normal, non-homoerotic sadists, wouldn't know what a split cock looks like, so they'd have to use their imagination.

"Hey Jimmy, I heard that there's going to be a comic book about gay school children trapped in Hell, what do you think that'll be like?"
"Splitcock."
"What?"
"Use your imagination fucktard."

by Razor Jones November 25, 2006

Splitzkrieg

An outrageous sexual manouvre involving ice, a fighter plane, flexibility or yoga classes, and some sheer determination. The Splitzkrieg is only performed under dire sexual circumstances.

My girlfriend was doing a sweet splitzkrieg last night.

by Mohan Sebastien Tantado November 7, 2009

splition

In business this is the allocation of the proceeds amongst all of the entities in the ecosystem.

If the end-user pays $1.00, then how that dollar gets allocated to the reseller, agents, brokers, the distributor, the manufacturer and the other entities eating off of the dollar is the "splition".

by Business Guy May 28, 2010

Splitzer Ditzer

when the nose splits in the middle and resembles a vagina. the ditzer signifies the realtionsip that the Tom Grant or Alex Bassaches caused it.

N/A (you don't wanna know)

by Winemister June 29, 2003