When someone is peeing and accidently pees on their foot !
Present : splinkling
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Present : splinkling
Past: splinkled
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"Splinkton is a game in which players attempt to lick the elbow of an unsuspecting player or stranger. It is a little known fact that if you lick someones elbow when they're not paying attention they cannot feel it. There are various types of Splinks and amounts of points rewarded for each type of Splink.
If a player licks another players elbow without the player noticing the Splinker(the person licking) receives one point.
If the Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know who has not heard of Splinkton the Splinker receives two points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know (playing the game or not) while the person is walking or running the Splinker receives three points.
If two Splinkers lick each elbow of someone they know simultaneously each Splinker receives three points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of a teacher, manager, boss ect. they receive 10 points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is alone they receive 15 points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is in a group that watches you lick their friends elbow the Splinker receives 25 points.
For each Splink you do on to a person they subtract the amount of points you earn from their score. The exception is when a person has been double splinked (each elbow is licked by a different player simultaneously). In this scenario the person who has been splinked loses five points."
If a player licks another players elbow without the player noticing the Splinker(the person licking) receives one point.
If the Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know who has not heard of Splinkton the Splinker receives two points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know (playing the game or not) while the person is walking or running the Splinker receives three points.
If two Splinkers lick each elbow of someone they know simultaneously each Splinker receives three points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of a teacher, manager, boss ect. they receive 10 points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is alone they receive 15 points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is in a group that watches you lick their friends elbow the Splinker receives 25 points.
For each Splink you do on to a person they subtract the amount of points you earn from their score. The exception is when a person has been double splinked (each elbow is licked by a different player simultaneously). In this scenario the person who has been splinked loses five points."
Two friends are walking in the park. A man is sitting with his elbows back on a bench. The two friends look at eachother and the game of Splinkton has begun. They stealthily sneak behind the man and lick his bare elbows.
Later that night they brag to their friends about the Double Splink they got.
Later that night they brag to their friends about the Double Splink they got.
by Splinker August 27, 2011
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by Lora July 13, 2003
Get the slinkster-cool mug.splinkey is an alternative word for schplino; usually harsher on terms. A splinkey is characterized by being a cockamole, a ziggurat, and a schplino: forming an ultimate whirlwind of trio terms, causing splinkey. Splinkey is a goofball and looks like a box or like an angry bird ready to explode!
WARNING!!11! IF YOU SEE A SPLINKEY, SHOUT OUT SCHPLINO! HE WILL TURN BACK INTO A GOOD SPLINKEY!!!!11!
WARNING!!11! IF YOU SEE A SPLINKEY, SHOUT OUT SCHPLINO! HE WILL TURN BACK INTO A GOOD SPLINKEY!!!!11!
by MikelDaZiggurat January 3, 2022
Get the splinkey mug.The most painful and often ongoing injury one can get- and usually developed from running too much. XC kids- they understand.
Ice and resting and lots of food and hours watching mindless television and popping Advil is required for their healing, and sometimes that doesn't even work. But only cross country runners can truly understand and handle the pain of shin splints.
Ice and resting and lots of food and hours watching mindless television and popping Advil is required for their healing, and sometimes that doesn't even work. But only cross country runners can truly understand and handle the pain of shin splints.
Cross country girl- Pete, I can't wait to see you at the XC championships!
Cross country guy- I don't know if I'm gonna make it, Ashley.. I have some real bad shin splints!
Cross country girl- suck it up, and run like a real man. And take some Advil for your shin splints too.
Cross country guy- I don't know if I'm gonna make it, Ashley.. I have some real bad shin splints!
Cross country girl- suck it up, and run like a real man. And take some Advil for your shin splints too.
by hotpinkrunningshoes August 16, 2011
Get the shin splints mug.One of the most irritating and painful injuries an athlete can get. Usually a result of overworked, tight calf and shin muscles, shin splints truly suck. Pain ranges anywhere from a dull throb to a sharp piercing pain, and can be found from the knees to the ankles and all in between. Running on shin splints can lead to fractures of the tibia. Shin splints are a vicious cycle; you overwork your muscles, you rest them to heal, your muscles weaken. Those weak muscles and shins (now splint-free) are more susceptible to shin splints because of their weakness. It can go on forever.
-"Dude i've had shin splints for like 3 years now, I just can't fucking beat them! Now i can't play drums or play ultimate or do anything i ever enjoyed doing. Life's a bitch-and-a-half."
- "Damn son! FUCK SHIN SPLINTS!!"
- "Damn son! FUCK SHIN SPLINTS!!"
by shinsplintssuck May 30, 2013
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