morning stiffness

When you wake up with an erection.

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

Down with the stiffness

Dead.

"That hobo is down with the stiffness."

by ChanceD February 17, 2021

Cum finger stiffness

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019

spiffiness

similar to wordcoolnessword

by Zack October 16, 2003

swiffness

the ability to "clean up" as in in sports. Be a dominant force in athlet

His swiffness led the team to win the League Cup.

by Sportsmaker December 5, 2013

Stiffness

When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.

Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.

by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018

Sniffness

Sniffness.
A term for losing ones sense of smell. I.e. deafness, blindness and sniffness.

Only sniffness could have prevented her from knowing the disco fanny was truly terrible.

by Sniffalotti June 13, 2018