splendora texas

A small town between Cleveland and New Caney. People there fall into one of two categories; people who have lived there their entire lives. Participate in their children's little league games and go to every school function or meth heads. The property here is overpriced and often floods. Everyone wears cowboy boots and say y'all often. The people are either overly friendly or sketchy as fuck. Commonly called "Splendookie".

Splendora Texas is full of shit kickers and meth heads.

by Sarcastic_1978 December 27, 2016

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Reverse Splenderson

1. When your pour a packet of Splenda on your penis while engaging in sexual activities (can also coincide with the use of 2 cigars)

2. A mythical white claw flavor

As he made his way to the bedroom, he grabbed a Splenda packet and sprinkled it on his penis. As he went in for the thrust, the reverse splenderson was complete.

by URSPECIALK99 June 2, 2020

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phallic splendor

the manifest glory exhibited by prominent male reproductive organs

The entire crowd was awestruck by the speaker's phallic splendor.

by Keyboard Inseminator April 10, 2004

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Spendocrat

A derogatory term used by republicans and 'true liberals' to cast shame on democrats that increase taxes and the national debt. It was first used in 1963 during a republican debate but has since been popularised by 'The Simpsons'

The illiterate tax cheating, wife swapping, pot smoking, spendocrat diamond Joe Quimby
-The Simpsons

Us republicans can agree that the dillusional program put forward by spendocrat Bernie Sanders would leave this country broker than it currently is

by Repugnant Republican October 13, 2017

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