Someone who is a slay lady, or perhaps a lady who slays. The definition of Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, regardless of their gender. A real one. A step up from just a girlie.
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by Slaydog April 5, 2008
Get the slaydog mug."Spladow" is the onomatopoetic exclamation that a gentleman shouts while delivering a handfull of of ejaculate to the face of a partner via throwing in a sidearm motion.
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Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"
by Mister Spladow July 23, 2004
Get the spladow mug.A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011
Get the Spladoosh mug.1. Anyone who slays a lot of girls.
2. Anyone's actions pertaining to the lifestyle of Predog.
3. Mike Predog
4. Someone who has rough rawdogging one night stands with a girl and then wifes her up the next morning.
2. Anyone's actions pertaining to the lifestyle of Predog.
3. Mike Predog
4. Someone who has rough rawdogging one night stands with a girl and then wifes her up the next morning.
by Slaydog April 6, 2008
Get the Slaydog mug.the dried toothpaste encrusted foam that forms on clothes and facial features short while after activity of brushing teeth has been carried out.
Extremely dangerous, splander only visualises into white stain minutes after, one may be under the impression that their clothes/face are splander-free, yet by the time they reach the bus stop stains may have materialised, to laughs of fellow classmates.
Impossible to remove with mear scratching.
Possible to pretend to friends it is only Tippex, only sometimes though, friends are wise like that.
Some people can have personal problems with splander, that is cannot brush their teeth without creating it. Usual evolves from a teeth washer who has their mouth open will brushing. Foam forming around buccal cavity drops to clothes, pants, shoes etc.
Extremely dangerous, splander only visualises into white stain minutes after, one may be under the impression that their clothes/face are splander-free, yet by the time they reach the bus stop stains may have materialised, to laughs of fellow classmates.
Impossible to remove with mear scratching.
Possible to pretend to friends it is only Tippex, only sometimes though, friends are wise like that.
Some people can have personal problems with splander, that is cannot brush their teeth without creating it. Usual evolves from a teeth washer who has their mouth open will brushing. Foam forming around buccal cavity drops to clothes, pants, shoes etc.
Lucia; "Gerald, have you just finished brushing your teeth, darling?"
Gerald; "Yeh Mama. How'd you know?"
Lucia; "..Because you have splander all over your batman pyjamas!"
Gerald; "Ohhh darn-diddly -arn-it"
Gerald; "Yeh Mama. How'd you know?"
Lucia; "..Because you have splander all over your batman pyjamas!"
Gerald; "Ohhh darn-diddly -arn-it"
by Sharsharshar July 31, 2006
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