jingle splats

Its where you stick a christmas bell in your ass, and then you go eat a bunch of hot buffalo wings. Then you wait until you have to shit, then you fuck your girlfriend and right when shes about to finish, you jump on top of her, ass ready to fire and blow your shitload. Then yell, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ITS JINGLE SPLATS, BITCH!"

BITCH ITS CHRISTMAS, GET READY FOR JINGLE SPLATS TIME!!!

by Kincade_cunt October 18, 2009

The Splats

A form of violent diarrhea that leaves large splatter marks on the inside of the toilet bowl, and occasionally one's underpants.

I went to the taco stand at lunch and just had a huge case of the splats.

by JackS17 June 9, 2016

The Splats

Diiiiiiaarrrheeeeaaaa.

Oh no...I've got...the splats.

by 13 March 26, 2003

salmon splats

Diarrhea brought on by eating salmon.

“I didn’t want to stay for a drink because after dinner, I had a bad case of the salmon splats.”

by Trent E. Reilly July 10, 2018

woo splats

The name often given to the grouping of seminal fluid, often found upon clothing and domestic surfaces.

There were many of us around my gaff and it was all going off, fellas and their ladies, a cataclysm of woo splats was to be the result.

by Sex Pie February 26, 2004

The splats

The fat version of the splits.

Jeff: That cheerleader may be fat as hell, but she is incredible at doing the splats.

by Meldon October 26, 2009

Custard Splats

When you have a curry the night before (ie Korma) and it changes the colour of your shit to a Custard like one

Damn Anoop, that curry last night gave me the custard splats!

by VoodooDude February 9, 2004