splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003

splashback

The effect of standing too close to a urinal or wall while pissing, and being covered with a fine rain of your own urine deflecting off the vertical surface back at you.

See 'drop zone' for related info.

"I wasn't paying attention when I pissed on that wall, and I got totally covered in splashback... *cries* "

by BioMenace November 16, 2006

splashback

The memory of a previously experienced wet dream.

Hey man, the other day i had the most righteous and kickass wet dream. I totally just remembered, what a great splashback.

by Kwanna LayM3 May 30, 2010

Splashback

The water that goes up your ass when you launch a turd down into the toilet bowl.

John: Hey!
Sam: Hi!
John: You know what's a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
Sam: What?
John: SPLASHBACK!

by Splashback. September 18, 2010

Splashback

When you are taking a dump and the deployement of your piece of crap makes the toilet water splash straight up to your ass, usually in your ass-hole.

I was taking a huge dump the other day and had one hell of a splashback!

by Sky M March 12, 2008

Splashback

Urine that bounces off the back of a urinal covering the your arms in a fine mist of pee.

Hey lets go hug monica," Sure let me wipe this splashback off first" "Gross man that's why I use the stall!

by Ireallyamforever August 3, 2010

Splashback

a punk band in darlington the UK

Splashback are fucking shite

by Tylerjames October 27, 2007