spizzle barf

What my drunken next door neighbor wrote on my bathroom mirror in shaving cream. It is a combination of his last name and his own self-professed stupidity. Now... go die in a poo swamp

Why the fuck is spizzle barf written on my mirror in shaving cream? And why isn't there a mouth on my nard sack? Damn that Aunt Jemima.

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

spizzle the drizzle

An Old English way for saying that you wanted to cock fight someone. Usually inside a bar bathroom.

"Hey Mike! Come into the back with me and we'll Spizzle the Drizzle."

by TheSpizzleWizard November 9, 2021

Spizzle

Australian slang for ejaculation (often violent)

Oi mate, I'm boutta spizzle!

by Harold McSpizzle March 29, 2022