Shitler Stash

Fucking a chick in the ass, then pulling out your shit covered dick, and wiping it above her upper lip. Giving her the look of a "hitler stash" or in this case a "Shitler Stash".

My girlfriend's shitler stash is thicker than your regular stash.

by cubfan14 November 20, 2009

Smitler

Smitler is a replacement name for Hitler so you won't get Demonetised in youtube, it's mostly used by the youtuber Isorrowproductions

It looks like Mr. Smitler here is about to capitulate big ol papa Stalin.

by Drosera August 28, 2020

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018

spitzer

To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant

Bob was on track to make regional manager until he spitzered himself

by Chip M. March 11, 2008

Elliot Spitzer

1) The money shot of self-ruination.
2) A mixture of stroked Guvner's juice and chilled soda.

1) Jeffrey brought his coworker Ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an Elliot Spitzer and a nap. His wife Sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of porn.

2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!

by wisk March 13, 2008

Spitley

Spitley means paper, of course

I am writing on a piece of spitley

by Ujkdsadnmaspoiepio December 29, 2006

corn spitter

An obscene reference to the buttocks.

Would you look at the corn spitter on that one? I'd like to give that a slap!

by Nacho Supreme June 24, 2008