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Spoonology

Spoonology (or Spoon Theory) is the belief that the universe is made out of tiny tessellating spoons created by our lord and saviour Spoona.

distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.

Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.

It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.
Spoonology is the one true religion!
by #Spoonology July 23, 2015
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Skidnology

The art of studying things relating to exploiting Roblox.

A skidnologist can also be called a skid.
Person 1: "That v3rmillion kid was a total philosopher of skidnology."
Person 2: "Yeah, a real skidnologist!"
by Coordinate August 17, 2018
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Stanology

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Stanology is where someone is studying someone like named a "Dream Stan"
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sexnology

the term for the use of technology to facilitate sexual pleasure such as mp3 player sex toy attachments.
"I don't need a boyfriend. I've got a vibrator that plugs in to my iPhone. I love sexnology!"
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spoonology

The science of spoons and their unusual distinction from the shovel.
Why weren't shovels wiped out like the dinosaurs? This is a common concern in spoonology.
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Spankology

fucking anal in the ass while being spanked
i studied spankology at college and now im living in a house cause of my job
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sicology (ist/s)

a term used for scientology - scientologists - dianeticians - dianetics - a thoroughly foul debased sickness. But please remember THEY ARE NOT A CULT - THEY DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MANIPULATE / BRAIN WASH / HYPNOTISE potentials and remember they ARE DEFINATELY NOT A CULT - one cannot not stress that more THEY ARE'NT NOT A CULT got it!
Look at that sad ass sicology (ist/s) trying to get that girl to take a pseudo / psychological personality test - you know what I'd feel really bad if they ever picked on me for one of those tests because it proves their trainings alerted them to some form of perceived psychological vulnerability they've been trained to notice about me as a person - as a individual.How sick is that!
by maenads_uk July 14, 2007
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