Spinnakers

A derogatory term for an unknown race of people who can often be found at bars. Most religious spinnakers are "gangster" blue-collar criminals. They always wear those stupid, little hats that nobody finds appealing in any way when practicing their religion. On top of those hats, they have expansive, overly-colored headdresses, making the hats unnecessary. Spinnakers have yellow teeth and brown noses. Their teeth are worse than those of Brits. Their terrifying yellow hands scare even the bravest, strongest men on the earth. Spinnakers only have one misshapen toe, and people often slip in the slime-trails that they always leave behind. Every spinnaker owns a Chevrolet Impala, and they never turn them off! Nothing good ever comes out of them besides waffles. They're really good at making waffles. If you ever see a spinnaker, he or she will most likely be eating an onion, because they love them for some stupid, unknown reason. This causes them to have horrible onion-breath. Spinnakers can dance really well, but only to a very obscure genre of music called "Mexican-Jungle-Reggae-R&B-Drum & Bass-Guitar" which sounds terrible. Only go to a spinnaker dance party if you are bringing earplugs or really loud headphones with your own music. Spinnakers can fly, causing many people to be envious of them. They even show off their flying skills while committing blue-collar crimes so the authorities are distracted by their envy and can't stop them.

"I've had it nearly up to here with spinnakers!"
"Their yellow hands are always gettin' all over me!"

"Cindy said that she is really fond of spinnakers."
"WHAT?!"
"Wait, wait, wait! Hold on! That's not the whole story! So, she's really fond of spinnakers, and she's always said that if you wish upon a spinnaker, your wish will come true, maybe!"

"One spinnaker decided to get a desk job..."
"Uh-huh?"
"And, O MY GOD, everyone was SO offended!"

The "Murder Hatchet Girls" are a fine example of spinnakers. They claim to not be spinnakers, and claim to be Juggalos but really they're spinnakers.

There are two episodes of Game Grumps in which they describe spinnakers while playing "Kirby's Epic Yarn."

by Leminid January 28, 2014

spinneroosm

dyslexic spoonerism

"expressionism coldly" he burtled uot in a fitful spinneroosm

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

fidget spinner

the only case in history where a bit of plastic and metal doomed the human race

fidget spinners doomed us all

by Dylanfinity (obviously) June 3, 2017

Sign Spinner

Street-corner advertisers who perform wicked awesome tricks with their signs. They are always happy to see you and want you to smile.

Not to be confused with other human directionals.

Have you seen that sign spinner on tujunga canyon off the 101? So sick!

by the sign spinner February 23, 2011

Baccy Spinner

To hit a bong with only tobacco, equivalent to one cigarette or the desired effect of feeling dizzy or in most normal peoples cases -
nauseous. only done by desperate chavs who have little or no cannabis

yeh mate i had no weed so i has a few baccy spinners...mate

by Manav September 5, 2005

Fidget spinner

A toy used for mental illnesses or something of at nature, like ADD, but is used as an expensive 'cool' thing to have by teenagers. Including elementary schools too.

Alex: Lemme see ur fidget spinner
Jake: No dude I spent $30 on this fidget get ur own
Alex: Just a spin?
Jake: u got ADD?
Alex: Nah dude
Jake: I do. So no.

by RitoshiHusky May 4, 2017

Fidget spinner

The dumbest fad to ever catch on with retarded teens. Playing with these will fidgetize you.

"I need my fidget spinner to have friends"

by kevo02 May 13, 2017