red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

sanguine

A bird that is black and white and native to the Antarctic with an optimistic disposition.

Sure I'm happy, but I'm no sanguine.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018

pinguinese

a.k.a: pinguish

the language every character in pingu speaks. its a type of "babbling".

WOW I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK PINGUINESE!

by xX 44100 Xx August 14, 2021

Sanguine

The color of night.

Sanguine, my brother.

by CatDaddy December 25, 2012

SpingBing

Man who is very classy and likes to be formal. He always politely asks for information and is very cool. SpingBing can come in many forms....

SpingBing is very formal. Thank you SpingBing as I am now politely asking for your mom
SpingBing "It is actually called you're mom"
Thank you SpingBing ❤

by Tyler The Builder April 26, 2021

Spenguin

The most kick ass bird arachnid cross in the world.
Has fluffy feathers, pincers, 8 legs, crawls on its stomach, and a tail, which when used causes the victim to freeze from the inside out.

Scorpion + Penguin = Spenguins

Dude my Spenguin totally Pwned you.

My Spenguin will kick you Spenguins ass.

by Will Farrell November 9, 2008

Sanguine Rose

The look a girls butthole gets after a long bout o assfuckin, when its bleeding and gaping open.

I fucked Suzie's butt until her ass was loose and sloppy with blood, the sanguine rose I left her with showed her how much I loved her trashy ass

by Bob McBud May 10, 2009