spinal adjustment

when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.

Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?

Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)

by theinstigator December 13, 2013

Spineless

Someone who cannot or will not do the right thing, even though a small part of them knows they should. Spineless people often use phrases like " I don't give a flying fuck" or "I don't want to get involved"

My brother is spineless, probably because he doesn't want to deal with the wrath of his crazy ass wife, so I guess it's ok.

by Protectorfromevil April 27, 2016

spinal

An area of your back that cannot be referred to by using specific terms such as muscle, tendon or vertebrae.

Coined by Mike Tyson.

"I broke my back... my back is broken" "Spinal."

by JCS Bricks December 28, 2005

This Is Spinal Tap

BLOODY GREAT 'rockumentory' called 'This is Spinal Tap - basically its about a fictional English Heavy Metal band called Spinal Tap (no!!!) who include Nigel Tufnel (guitar) Derek Smalls (bass)and David St. Hubbins (guitar) and a range of 15 drummers who all died. One in and 'unfortunate gardening accident' and another 'spontanoeusly combusted' on stage leaving nothing but a green blob on his seat, on their 'Smell the Glove' tour. Bit of Sex Pistols, and a bit of every 80's hair metal bands EVER. I would be here 4eva talking about it so GO RENT/BUY IT AND WATCH IT!!!!!!

Does for rock and roll what "The Sound of Music" did for hills

by heehee July 29, 2004

spinkleton

A under-ground rock band named "Spinkleton"

"Have you heard the new spinkleton album?"

"Hell yeah! I love it!"

by ash038 June 3, 2022

Spinkle winkle

Spinkle winkle is said to people thay wont stopp acting gay and think that they are cool.

exampel 1:
person 1: You whore go suck cock
person 2: no your spinkle winkle looking ass

exampel 2:
person 1: you are a disgrace to humanity

person 2: *finds picture of person 1* no your spinkly winkly looking ass

by ItzLixy October 17, 2021

zekes.spinalfluid

the best content creator in the anime world on tiktok. not once has their content NOT made me laugh they are just so funny that you can’t resist even a little chuckle. i am so glad to be their mutual.

“Do you follow zekes.spinalfluid on tiktok?”

“No...”
“Damn you must ship Ereri 🤣”

by gojosatoboo June 9, 2021