Spillage
Spillage by OHSHITRAINBOW September 4, 2013
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When your child misses his mouth or dumps some food that is likely to stain all over his clean clothes, oblivious to the time and energy it took to get him cleaned up and looking presentable.
Oh shit, honey, we have spillage! He just pulled the blueberry pie off the counter all over the new white shirt your mother gave him.
spillage in the village
the occurrence of a bodily emission below the waist when one's underwear and/or pants are still being worn, involving either unine or semen.
"I tried to get to the bathroom as fast as I could when I had to take that leak but no dice...spillage in the village, just outside the door!"
"That hot stripper gave me such an awesome lap dance that the inevitable spillage in the village happened before the song was even over!"
"That hot stripper gave me such an awesome lap dance that the inevitable spillage in the village happened before the song was even over!"
spillage in the village by Bungalow Bill February 2, 2008
Spillage Idiot
A person who constantly knocks over drinks at a party.
A stupid person incapable of conducting themselves in a proper manner because they got so wasted. Very unpopular at parties and in bars.
A stupid person incapable of conducting themselves in a proper manner because they got so wasted. Very unpopular at parties and in bars.
"Dude, you've knocked my drink over again, you're a spillage idiot"
"Who invited the spillage idiot?!"
"Who invited the spillage idiot?!"
Spillage Idiot by Phil1974 December 20, 2006
spillage is lickage
A phrase most commonly used by students, spillage is lickage quite literally means what it says; if you spill something, you have to lick it up. This often refers to a spilled alocholic beverage, but if you also have the misfortune of spilling your meal over the kitchen floor, or spilling your wee sample, you better get licking.
-"Oh my God, I just spilt my drink everywhere"
-"spillage is lickage"
-"I just spilt my drink on her crotch"
-"Tactical spillage!"
-"spillage is lickage"
-"I just spilt my drink on her crotch"
-"Tactical spillage!"
spillage is lickage by Bottom Face February 28, 2011
Spillage In The Village
Spillage In The Village by Jim Goddamn! March 24, 2008
Spillage Idiot
The friend who always manages to spill something when they come over to your place.
Note: The spillage idiot can often locate items to spill where there were previously believed to be none. This often happens in student dwellings.
Note: The spillage idiot can often locate items to spill where there were previously believed to be none. This often happens in student dwellings.
Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
S.I.: "Whoops, sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn't there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would mean something if it wasn't coming from the Spillage Idiot. Oh, hang on, that's my girlfriend's mug.. it hasn't been seen for months.. how..did..?"
Spillage antics leading to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.Idiot to the position of Loom Raider, Ruiner of Rugs.
S.I.: "Whoops, sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn't there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would mean something if it wasn't coming from the Spillage Idiot. Oh, hang on, that's my girlfriend's mug.. it hasn't been seen for months.. how..did..?"
Spillage antics leading to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.Idiot to the position of Loom Raider, Ruiner of Rugs.
Spillage Idiot by Chandra42 October 27, 2008