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cider spiders

the paranoid hallucinations you see when suffering the after effects of a heavy night on drugs and/or drink.
(calling who you were with the night before)

"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"
by polecat1982 August 25, 2007
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spiders from mars

The band that Ziggy Stardust plays in from David Bowies song "Ziggy Stardust"
"Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Wierd and Gilly,
The Spiders from Mars.
He played it left hand, but made it too far,
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's Band."
by RUCAS June 29, 2008
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Cider Spiders

The imaginary spiders which are crawling all over you during your hangover which makes you feel anxiety, loss of bodily functions and the all encompassing fear of impending doom.

Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:

- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;

- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.
Oh my dear god , here comes the Cider Spiders
by dixie222 March 2, 2019
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i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"
At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!
by rahx April 9, 2015
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Weaving Spiders

Weaving Spiders refers to Business types (individuals) networking and working on business dealings. They are spinning webs (telling their stories) of tales of success and future business opportunities.

The Bohemian Club, of fame and fortune in San Francisco, Est 1878, has a club motto of: “Weaving Spiders Come Not Here”. This implies that you are to leave your business dealing and networking tactics at the door, for this place is to be for enjoyment and relaxation.

Etymology:

The Term itself derives from Shakespeare in the Play: A Midsummers Night’s Dream, Act 2 SCENE II. Another part of the wood

Come our lovely lady nigh;
So, good night, with lullaby.
Weaving spiders, come not here;
Hence, you long-legg'd spinners, hence
The place is full of Weaving Spiders cutting their deal and planning for their next finical conquests.

Where do the Corporate types hang out in San Francisco weaving their webs and rubbing shoulders with the other Weaving Spiders?
by CarizmaGuy November 2, 2016
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Not here to fuck spiders

Intentionally offbeat, blunt, and sarcastic Australian humor to exclaim that you mean business and you're not here to waste time.

It's also rhyming slang with "not here to kick the tires" of a car for sale, which has a similar meaning.
1. "So, are we going to the pub or what?"...Jono
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate, let's fuck this puppy."...Sambo

2. "Your first month on the job has been fantastic. Sales have gone through the roof"...Manager
"Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. When I'm I going to get my commission check?...Sales rep
by Khe Sanh July 29, 2020
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the spires college

the spires college is a wannabe school. it’s full of dirty skanks that role their skirts up so high u can see their flat af asses. full of chavs thinking they’re solid. all the girls act depressed like little fucking attention seekers.
1. what school do you go?
2. the spires college
1. ew peak
by lkkk888 December 27, 2018
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