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Spidermonkey

An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.

Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.
As a Verb

"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"


As an Adjective

Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?

Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.


In the Workplace

(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.
by Tiger02 February 23, 2009
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Cutthroat Spidermonkey

A cutthroat Spidermonkey, is another name for a clingy hardass bitch. The name is derived from the word Cutthroat meaning, to have no pitty and able to do anything it takes to get what one wants. A spider monkey is a tropical forest monkey that, once it finds its mate, never leaves it side, thus very clingy.
by ihatechris! October 24, 2011
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spidermano

A dance club, more specifically in Cancun, Mexico, that doesn't resemble a typical dance club, because instead of having a dance floor and music you can dance to, it has fake ass celebrity wannabes singing and dancing to prerecorded shit music. It is a random ass club that has spiderman flying from the ceiling and fighting with the green goblin, and Beetlejuice midgets stripping in front of fat chicks.
When in the car talking to a cab driver, especially in Cancun. "Senor don't take us to a club de spidermano." "No spidermanos please!"
by Benny K. March 26, 2008
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SpiderMonkey

Verb
The act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. For best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.
WOW, look at that tall chick. I would love to SpiderMonkey all over her.
by MGranks01 January 20, 2009
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spidernoid

when one is paranoid about being approached by an unwelcomed 8 legged creature, usually known as a spider.
im so spidernoid right now!
by parrlr01 May 12, 2011
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Spidermaning

When a man jizzes in his hand and makes a spider man motion as he fling it at his woman.
Hey boo fancy Spidermaning me tonight
by LW2662 September 19, 2020
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Spidermanning

The act of jerking off into your hand and then throwing it at your friend's face who has passed out at a party. You must yell "web barrage" as you fling your jism at his face and than yank your hand in backwards motion, just like spidey. The act is considered borderline gay due to the symbolism. (Webbing a dude and pulling him towards you = you secretly want him)
Yoo Chris passed out... you were talking about spidermanning all day yesterday. Let's go bro, let the jism fly. With great power, cums great responsibility!
by Dada123456 January 31, 2021
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