Sproingle

To be sent to low orbit, utterly shagged, completely fucked, sent away

"You see Dave last night"
"No?"
"He Sproingled"
"That's Why he wasn't here today?"

by TacoBellTrollz August 22, 2022

Springle Element

The state of having an utterly overwhelming level of self importance whilst at the same time being a complete lowlife.

The act of creating the illusion of being generous whilst at the same time ripping someone else off.

Old man: You swindled me out of my pension!
Swindler: I'm donating it too charity!!!
Charity: Oh, the Springle Element at work...

by Bobsya Unkle September 2, 2006

spewincleaning

the act of spewing upon a others face then followed up by the cleaning of the spew with the spewers scrotum

dude, i gave that hot ass chick a spewincleaning

by what next December 23, 2009

spenglebanner

Someone who is a complete dumbass and frequently asks stupid questions, sometimes the same questions

Person 1: Do fish live in the ocean?
Person 2: yes you dumb spenglebanner

by rkndefine August 8, 2016

spenglebanner

Someone who is dumb as shit and/or someone frequently asks dumb question throughout the day, sometimes the same question comes up multiple times.

Person 1: Do fish live in the ocean?
Person2: yes you spenglebanner

by rkndefines August 8, 2016

Spengled

When you’re so fucked up on pills and cocaine you’re BEYOND fucked

Brad you were so spengled last night!

by Jessmarnell March 11, 2020

spengle

Not to be confused with spengel. A real goddamn idiot. Someone who doesn't know what they are doing with their life nor do they know what they have done previously in their life. Über-idiot.

Connor:"The guy there is a complete spengle!"

by MichaelWilsonKevinStormzy July 6, 2016