A Sperry is a type of shoe that preppy rich kids wear. Not all Sperry's symbolize "rich" though. There are many different colors for girls to choose from, and those shoes are only around $50, which isn't much. To know who your true Sperry Ritz are, it's the girls or guys that wear Sperry's that are completely plain - they're usually a tan color. They are typically for boating, although many non-boaters purchase them. They show class and style. People who wear Sperry's are people you should worship, because who else pays over $100 for shoes that will be ruined if you even get them wet?
Joe: "Hey Luke I see you're on that Sperry's grind today!"
Luke: "Yeah, my dad is CEO of a bank now so why not."
Luke: "Yeah, my dad is CEO of a bank now so why not."
by nauticalrichkid December 9, 2013
Get the Sperry mug.A sperry slapper is someone, particularly a male, who wears sperry's typically paired with salmon colored shorts and is often in a frat
*walking to class*
Bill: Hey Jack.
Jack: What's up Bill?
Bill: You see those sperry slappers back at the tennis court?
Jack: Yeah, it's hard not to notice clowns when you see them.
Bill: Hey Jack.
Jack: What's up Bill?
Bill: You see those sperry slappers back at the tennis court?
Jack: Yeah, it's hard not to notice clowns when you see them.
by Jake aka Dale December 27, 2015
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Most likely a fish or some type of limbless cold-blooded vertebrate animal with gills and fins and living wholly in water.
by appledrink October 18, 2011
Get the Sperry mug.A place in the middle of Virginia next to the Blue Ridge mountains with a good pizza joint, a good burger joint, and a good inbred family.
L-Z-Wheezy: Ay yo, Tyrese-a-peeza, wanna check out Sperryville, VA this weekend?? I hear they got some good pizza and burgers?
Tyrese-a-peeza: Ah no, L-Z-Wheezy, that place is all cracked out with three eyed camel lookin mutha whats roamin into the pizza and burger joints. Whitey be inbreedin it up in the Blue Ridge.
Tyrese-a-peeza: Ah no, L-Z-Wheezy, that place is all cracked out with three eyed camel lookin mutha whats roamin into the pizza and burger joints. Whitey be inbreedin it up in the Blue Ridge.
by podunkamunk913 October 29, 2010
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Get the Sperry mug.after buying a new pair of Sperry Topsiders, and getting blisters, or rubbing your feet raw. Another type of Sperry syndrome is the rank odor of the feet caused from sockless wear.
"OUCH! My ankles have blisters all over them, I hate my Sperry's."
"Looks like a case of Sperry syndrome"
"Looks like a case of Sperry syndrome"
by PiePerView October 6, 2013
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