spermburger

the Nerd in your school that everbody makes fun of everyday because school is boring.

James A.K.A. Boflex is the biggest spermburger in Atherton High School.

by John Nowyorkas March 10, 2008

spermburglar

A person who is so adept at sex or blowjobs, the recipient of their talents contracts temporary amnesia. Therefore providing the illusion of their sperm being stolen.

"Dude, this girl gave me the most insane blowjob last night. I passed out and couldn't remember my name, she's a total spermburglar."

by calysto September 12, 2011

spermburpus

1.When a woman swallows your semen and belch's it back up in your face.
2. To belch up cum.
3. Another name for a woman that gives blowjobs and swallows.

Last night that woman pulled a spermburpus on me.
Hey spermburpus wipe your mouth.

by woody stewart October 6, 2006

spermburglar

referring to an individual who is adept at obtaining semen, especially in the anal or oral cavitities.

your mom is a spermburglar, and so is your little sister. oh yeah, and your dad too (he swings both ways)

by cd December 9, 2003

Spamburst

When your email address is chosen as the lucky winner in the contest held by a spammer to determine which email address will be used for the day's, ahem, First Amendment protected free commercial speech. The end results is hundreds if not thousands of bounced messages.

I probably got your message. It just got caught in a spamburst yesterday.

by Al Benedict October 1, 2008