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Spermatoptysis

Medical term for coughing up a mixture of sperm and seminal fluid after, for example, a hard night of partying.
Paris Hilton had quite severe Spermatoptysis when she visited Southpark (See episode 812, Southpark)
by ParisKheKhilton March 6, 2011
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Sleemboated

A combination of being sleepy and steamboated (drunk)
Bob: Man I've been up for three days straight drinking. I'm completely sleemboated
Billy: Quit being a lil bitch. Just have a good strawn
by Colm.. January 21, 2009
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Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.
Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.
by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010
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Sebago Speedboat

n, v. The act when one man buries his face in between another man's buttocks and vigorously throws his head back and forth while resonating his lips to make a "brrrrr" sound. Very similar to motorboating.
I almost passed out with delight when Henry knelt behind me, buried his face between my naked ass cheeks, and gave me a Sebago Speedboat.
by GBart444 July 8, 2011
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Spermatozoon

1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.

2) Something that you were a long time ago.

3) The inhabitants of testicland.

4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.
1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.

2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.

3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?

4) Those poor spermatozoons !
by BabaSanfour June 23, 2009
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Spermbag

A disrespectful way to identify a man. The word was first used by the bartender of a lesbian bar in the series "Fresh off the boat".
Are these two spermbags causing you any trouble?
by Drivermate August 31, 2015
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Mexican Speedboat

A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.
"Hey did you see that Mexican Speedboat? I think the muffler was sparking."
by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011
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