by chimp101 March 5, 2008
A person whose mother's breast dried up and had to nurse his fathers penis for 1 1/2 years. Causing said person to become a emo fag with a superiority complex.
by jumpen jehosaphat January 26, 2008
While wearing a bow-tie, whip out your chode and blow a load in her face while reciting your favorite Pee-Wee Herman verse.
After watching Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, I felt naughty and gave my girlfriend the "Sperman Herman"...she loved it
by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010
An individual that publicly masturbates. Often found in seedy adult bookstores, porn shops and occasionally, in the art and photography section at your neighborhood Barnes and Noble.
Watch out there’s a pee wee sperman in the next video booth.
I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.
I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
When you get married and stay faithful, your spouse’s dick and or pussy becomes your spermanent address.
I’m marrying Jackie. That ass is where I belong. It’s my spermanent address. You need me, you mail Jackie’s ass c/o me.
by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023
Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.
Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
My German friend has moved to Guatemala, but he doesn't know English that well so he speaks in Sperman.
by HolaNino68 March 18, 2021