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Sheldon Hamft

A sweaty bot who has mind powers and plays Fortnite on stretch.
Sheldon Hamft doesn't have a phone.
by hjskfh February 4, 2019
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Speedoh

Hot, sexy, the epitome of raver. Appealing to both guys and girls, with not a shred of self-consciousness. He's generally found in the Atlanta, GA rave/burner scene wearing his signature blue speedo. Often seen with glow sticks. Black hair, blue eyes, fair skin, toned swimmer's build. Beautiful, warm, welcoming smile. If you see him... you'll know!
Did you see Speedoh at the rave last night? His package was huge!
by DJ Niv October 27, 2011
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Speedo Boy

A boy where swimming is his life. They mostly live in speedos and definitely own a Speedo backpack.
Person 1: “Look at Kyle’s Speedo backpack!”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s definitely a Speedo Boy. I mean he wears one all year round.”
by Bobbio Santana October 17, 2019
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speedom

A five minute song where Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko and Eminem rap faster than humanly possible about rapping fast and vagina holes.
"Bro, you heard that song about the flight attendant from Idaho that took an antenna in the vagina hole?"
"Yeah bro, that song had some serious Speedom."
by YourTeamIsAss January 15, 2017
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Sheldoner

To give one's self sexual pleasure from listening to one's own voice repeatedly.
Dick gave himself a sheldoner while debating in Council.
by Jack_and_Jill May 21, 2011
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Sheldonese

-adjective.
1. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of Sheldon Cooper's euphemisms (one of the main characters of the CBS television series Big Bang Theory), his obnoxious personality or his failed attempts at correctly speaking different foreign languages, i.e., Chinese or Swedish.

-noun.
1. the language of Sheldon Cooper other than English.
Sheldon was attempting to converse in Chinese with the restaurant owner but he was actually speaking Sheldonese and happened to offend the said owner.
by _masarap_ August 22, 2010
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Sheldor the Conqueror

The name of Sheldon Cooper's avatar/character on the online multiplayer game "Age Of Conan" set in the universe of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian.
Sheldon Cooper: Sheldor is back online.
Penny: (mockingly) Sheldor?
Sheldon Cooper: The Conqueror.
Penny: What are you doing?
Sheldon: AFK. I’m playing Age of Conan, an online multiplayer game set in the universe of Robert E. Howard’s Conan the Barbarian.

You: "Hey did ya watch Big Bang Theory last night?"
Me: "Yeah I did! Loved the bit where Sheldon named his Age of Conan character 'Sheldor The Conqueror' and Penny named hers as "Queen Penelope' - So hilarious!"
by PurpleOrchid85 August 25, 2010
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