Dry spell goggles

When you've gone through such a dry spell that you're willing to hook up with anything moving.

Guy1: That chick is hot, I'm going to hit on her.
Guy2: Nah dood, you just got dry spell goggles.

by damnitwayner October 21, 2010

vulva spelunker

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.

"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

Anal Spelunking

Anal spelunking the act of cavelike exploration in the anus of a loved one

honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns

by Mind Machine February 23, 2009

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

Spell iCup

Something you can do on your naive siblings or friends in public to embarrass them.

Me: Hey sister, I dare you to spell iCup! Also yell it!

Sister: Okay.. *yells out loud* I SEE YOU PEE!!

*Everybody around us backs away*

by Winteroses February 7, 2019

Spelljacked

The act of changing perfectly good words by a cell phone spell checker at the moment a text is send. Or changing a misspelled word to something that’s not even close and then sending the text without giving you any options.

John: “Dude, where did you learn to spell? Your text was all messed up.”

Dave: “I know, my cell spelljacked my text again.”

by Stealth KC May 5, 2010

pos spelling

Referred to horrible spelling.

Oh, you really botched up the spelling now. How horrible pos spelling.

by faxie13 March 30, 2021