speghetto

The speghetto is the "shady side of town" in Italy.

Mrs. Mom: Remember to stay out of the south side, that place is a real speghetto!

Little Billy: Ok! *walks out the door and runs westward*

by Mrbabbles June 30, 2014

spaggethi

A type of food for geese.

Example: I can't do more than 4 pushups without my spaggethi.

I can't do more than 4 pushups without my spaggethi

by Mr.Geese May 5, 2015

spaggett

A substance you should never touch by any FUCKING circumstance.

Tom: *Touches spaggett*
Jim: *Launches lazer beam obliterating Tom coming from his penis*

by Nibber Fabbot May 13, 2018

spedgetable

spedgetable is some one that is a sped and a vegetable

that james kid is such a spedgetable

by pussy pounder 2k17 October 15, 2019

spaggetiosam

Someone whos cool, artistic, and somewhat autistic. Never making you feel left out and loves you no matter what if they’re your friend.

Person 1: “Hey, is that a spaggetiosam?”
Person 2: “I think it is! No wonder why my dick is extremely grasping for a clench right now!”

by mewskott August 18, 2023

spaggetiosam

A group of people whos name is sam and enjoy eating spaggetios. They are typically artistic and autistic at the same time. They always care for their friends at least.

Person 1: Who is that dude that likes spaggetios again?
Person 2: Oh you mean that spaggetiosam over there?

by mewskott August 18, 2023

Wet Speghetti

(refering to the penis) When a male becomes so heavily intoxicated that his penis is not able to become erect. The penis therefore resembles limp "wet speghetti".

A man has about 15 beers and convinces a young woman to come to his cadillac. They both take off their clothes and are ready to engage in sexual activity. However, the guy cannot seem to get his penis hard. The man suffered from Wet Speghetti.

by Phil Carr March 19, 2007