Speep

A mixture of speed and sleep. To sleep quickly.

I'm going to speep now.

by Olwin1 July 11, 2022

Speep

sus?

person 1: "You actin' speep bro."
person 2: "bruh."

by anonymous July 15, 2022

Speep

sus?

person 1: "Bro, you actin' speep today."
person 2: "uwu"

by dustycorban July 15, 2022

Speep

verb

To sleep and feel like you are withering away

I speeped all day long and now I’m nothing but a shell.

by professional speeper March 10, 2025

speep fat

A hairy creature that lives in your basement that relies on eating your 3rd cats ballzach.

Person 1: yo i got a speep fat
Person 2: what

by Mr. HopperGaming January 30, 2020

Speep Spoop

speep spoop is a term reffering to a extremely hot man

Person 1: "wow that guy is so hot"
Person 2: "I know right they are such a speep spoop"

by olivell October 7, 2022

Speep Sociology

A typo-turned-term for the specific study of social dynamics that occur in the liminal, semi-conscious state between "sleep" and "deep." It's the analysis of the mumbled conversations you have with your partner at 3 AM, the logic of dreams where your coworker is also a penguin and it makes perfect sense, and the etiquette of pretending you didn't hear your roommate come in at 4 AM. Speep sociology acknowledges that a significant portion of human communication happens when at least one party is technically unconscious.

*Example: "According to speep sociology, my agreement to 'buy a boat and move to Aruba' at 2:17 AM is not legally binding, despite my partner's insistence that I 'seemed very sure about it' at the time. I was clearly in a speep-induced state of poor decision-making."*

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026