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speedwaddler

speedwaddler, noun;

1) One who speedwaddles

2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path
Turn a speedwaddler loose in an all-you-can-eat buffet and they become a WMD. No one is safe!
by Kowulz May 24, 2007
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REO Speedwagon

1. a popular truck, used for fire truck and other purposes. Made by the R.E. Olds automobile company. Popular in the 1940s and 1950s.

2. a popular American hard rock band that had several hits in the 1980s like "Don't Let Him Go", "Can't Fight This Feeling", "Keep On Loving You", "In My Dreams" and more.
1. In the Canadian Automotive Museum in Oshawa, Ontario, Canada I saw an REO Speedwagon. Also, my mom remembers the REO Speedwagon truck.

2. Hit REO Speedwagon albums include "High Infidelity" and "Wheels are Turning".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 7, 2006
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A 2.5-mile oval track/2.601-mile road course located in SPEEDWAY, INDIANA. Opened in 1909.
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REO Speedwagon

1. A popular truck during the '40s and '50s.

2. A band your dad listens to.
1. Hey man, I just got a refurbished REO Speedwagon!

2. Seriously, your dad probably listens to REO Speedwagon.
by habster3 March 10, 2013
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Speedwagen

Speedwagen
A vehicle that is built for the purpose of going fast
The Speedwagen is going to set a world speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats.

The Speedwagen is faster than a Honda
by Garry King January 11, 2009
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reo speedwagoning

verb. to share a poorly sourced rumor as fact on social media. The information is unreliable, because, as the song "Take It on the Run" says, you "heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend" etc etc.
"Look at this GIF meme! Don't go to the mall today, there will be pee served instead of lemonade at the Orange Julius!"
"Wtf, this is just two people texting each other nonsense. Stop REO Speedwagoning".
by Peven glugh June 21, 2020
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Speedian

A level of lameness equal to that of Dr. Speed.
Over time, Copeli's opinions reached Speedian levels.
by Mick Smiley October 23, 2004
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